Hazelle Woodhurst
Vocal gymnastics, stage acrobatics and mic-stand destruction.

Matt Palmer
Guitars, logistics and pick-hand mutilation.

Dan Partington
Bass, groove generation and sexy dancing.

Mike Kelly
Maniac-muppet-style drumming and stick snapping. Officially the loudest drummer in the world.

Kingsley Sage
Keyboards, technical trickery and tea consumption.

Erika Woodhurst
Harmonisation, organisation and foul language.

Bern Watson
Tele-wrestling and wah-wah wizardry.